Land: Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper
Yeah, this is well deserving of a low rank, but I don't think it deserves the worst rank out of all the lands. Why? This taps for mana. Hell, it taps for something! You know what doesn't tap for anything? Seafarer's Quay and its kin. At least this thing can produce something and isn't a complete waste of your land drop. Still, Shocking yourself for restricted colourless mana is just terrible.
Pros: Produces one than one mana
Cons: Enters tapped, Shock yourself, restricted use, colourless
Worst Land?: No
Instant: Break Open
There's no question; this card is the worst Instant. First, the scope of this card is fairly limited, so it's a sideboard card at best. Second, it only targets an opponent's creatures, meaning you can't use it to benefit yourself. Finally, Morph creatures only require that they be turned face-up, meaning that if you use this on a Brine Elemental, you're suddenly missing your next untap step. I really wish that this turned an opponent's creature face-down instead. Yeah, it'd be powerful, but it'd be better than this!
Pros: Takes up an empty slot
Cons: Can only flip opponents' creatures
Worst Instant?: Yes
Sorcery: Kamahl's Sledge
I already looked at this card here. It barely deserves the worst spot, inching out Hint of Insanity.
Worst Sorcery?: Yes, barely
Planeswalker: Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded
Again, I looked at this card here. I stand by my 0.5/5 rating.
Worst Planeswalker?: Yes
Enchantment: Defensive Stance
As far as I'm concerned, this is not the worst enchantment in Magic. That honour should go to Great Wall since it's so limited. However, this card is still in the bottom 5. An extra point of toughness isn't going to do a hell of a lot. An extra point of toughness alongside taking away a point of power is going to do a hell of a lot less.
Pros: Gives a point of toughness
Cons: Takes away a point of power, only gives a point of toughness
Worst Enchantment?: No
Artifact: Razor Boomerang
Yeah, this review explains why this is here.
Worst Artifact?: Yes
Creature: Aven Trooper
Finally, we come to the worst creature and this thing definitely deserves that title. It's too weak for its cost and the ability is also overcosted. Just bad on all points.
Cons: Everything is too expensive, requires discard
Worst Creature?: Yes
Worst Card: Razor Boomerang (Still)
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